Umm I'm too high to move.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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