idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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