we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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