I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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