its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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