You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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