Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I don't deserve a penis
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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