i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
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