Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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