I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Im part way to drunk.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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