I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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