hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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