1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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