It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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