roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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