Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
