So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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