it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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