Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
