There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I touched a dick in church today
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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