we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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