i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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