The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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