tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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