How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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