So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Randomize
