Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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