Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
She bit a glass in half.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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