I cockslap morals
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
do herpes really smell.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Randomize
