You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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