She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
She's just so happy...and so naked.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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