At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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