Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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