Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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