The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
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