is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Randomize
