it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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