Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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