after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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