The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Randomize
