Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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