Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Randomize
