yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
Randomize
