Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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