Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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