If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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