It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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