normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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