Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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