I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
operation harelip BJ is a go
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
God, I missed his penis.
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