"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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