Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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