You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Two words: blizzard sex
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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